Music Biz Tip: How to get an investor for your music career in 7 easy steps.
Step One: Setup watch outside the home of a successful person with lots of money. Stalk them thoroughly. Be sure to make many mental notes of the specific details of their life. Step Two: Follow them when they leave their home until the most opportune moment to throw them in your trunk. Step Three: Brainwash them into thinking your music is something new and you are the next big thing. Step Four: Immediately escort them to their bank and get cash. Step Five: Take that