July 13, 2017

Step One: 


Setup watch outside the home of a successful person with lots of money. Stalk them thoroughly. Be sure to make many mental notes of the specific details of their life.

Step Two:

Follow them when they leave their home until the most opportune moment to throw them in your trunk.

Step Three:

Brainwash them into thinking your music is something new and you are the next big thing.

Step Four:

Immediately escort them to their bank and get cash.

Step Five:

Take that money and move to the Islands because there is a 99% chance that your going to lose all their money.

Step Six: 

Start a beach dance club on your island and when it's profitable send the person from whom you stole the money all of it back with interest and a nice "thank you for letting me kidnap you and steal your money" note.

Step Seven: 

Now that you are rich look at your own money…. Do you really wanna spend it all on your music career? If so go for it and good luck!

Now, this is just my deranged since of humor with a bit of reality...

July 3, 2017

Here's some of my favorites! Be sure to subscribe right now to my blog for tons of music production tips and tricks and even more freebies!

Instruments

Anything from u-he and Native Instruments will be excellent quality. Here are some of their free offerings:

Tyrell http://u-he.com/cms/tyrelln6


Zebralette (a single-osc version of Zebra) http://u-he.com/cms/zebralette


Kontakt Player (sampler w/ 50 instruments) http://native-instruments.com/pr...


Reaktor Player (w/ 3 synths) http://native-instruments.com/pr...


Mikro Prism (simplified version of Prism) http://native-instruments.com/pr...



A synth from one of Omnisphere's developers. He makes an iOS version as well:

Crystal http://greenoak.com/crystal/inde...



A few quality virtual analogue synths:

NoiseMaker http://kunz.corrupt.ch/products/...


Charlatan http://blaukraut.info


Olga (not technically free, but the demo is unlimited) http://stillwellaudio.com/plugin...



Like Kontakt Player (above), these are simplified versions of otherwise commercial sam...

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